Falling off the toilet for the first time!

They ended up being sold out of bus tickets on the day that I was going to do my border run, so I had to go one day early to avoid the late exist fine which meant that I had to leave the monastery really early one morning with all of my stuff. I was planning on getting a guest house in town, drop off my stuff, and then do the border-run... Anyway, it wasn't too bad and it all worked out. I left my big backpack in the car, and crossed the border, and stamped my passport with my backpack that had my laptop in it, and my shoulder bag. I then went to a little restaurant, and got some food, and went to use the bathroom. It was just a squatter, and there was water all over the bathroom floor, so I decided to go while still holding my backpack and large shoulder bag.... Anyway, as I was getting up, I started to slip, and then the weight of my heavy backpack pulled me right back down, and I ended up sprawled all over the wet, dirty floor, landed right on my computer in this totally helpless position. It took me a couple minutes to get situated to get back up. Mac's are great though; the computer is totally unharmed! I thought that you had to be over the age of 60 to fall off the toilet though!! Although the squatter can sometimes be more difficult than it sounds!